So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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