im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
