She said her name was "party"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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