I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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