We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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