Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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