you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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