i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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