oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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