I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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