we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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