they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize
