I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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