So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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