I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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