No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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