Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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