Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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