Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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