I bet he comes in French.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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