You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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