scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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