We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
