i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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