Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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