When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
a search helicopter?!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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