if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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