R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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