On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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