just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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