he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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