So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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