I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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