kristin has been a bad kristin
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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