sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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