I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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