I just threw up on my dentist
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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