I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Let's get the cat blown out
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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