I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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