i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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