i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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