Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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