lets start a swedish sibling band together
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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