You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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