I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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