I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize