Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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