i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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