What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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