And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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