I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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