you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Couch. On fire.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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