He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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