i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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