The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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