Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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