How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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