It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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