Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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