You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
